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Katie77:
MY PRIVATE PART DIED

An old man, Mr. Wallace, was living in a nursing home.

One day he appeared to be very sad and depressed.

Nurse Tracy asked him if there was anything wrong,

'Yes, Nurse Tracy ,' said Mr. Wallace.

'My Private Part died today, and I am very sad.'

Knowing her patients were a little forgetful and sometimes a little crazy,
she replied, 'Oh, I'm so sorry, Mr. Wallace. Please accept my condolences.'

The following day, Mr. Wallace was walking down the hall with his Private Part
hanging out of his pajamas.

He met Nurse Tracy. 'Mr. Wallace,' she said,
'You shouldn't be walking down the hall like that.

Please put your Private Part back inside your pajamas.'

'But, Nurse Tracy I can't,' replied Mr. Wallace.
'I told you yesterday that my Private Part died.

'Yes,' said Nurse Tracy, 'you did tell me that,
but why is it hanging out of your pajamas?'

(You've gotta love this .)

'Well,' he replied, 'Today is the viewing.'

Kerry:

Penthesilea:
Hey Kerry and all,

I don't know why on earth I never commented on this 280 pages long thread - but I read here regularly. Love it! :-*
And in my next life, I'm so gonna be a bear! ;D

Kerry:

--- Quote from: Penthesilea on August 02, 2008, 04:23:24 pm ---Hey Kerry and all,

I don't know why on earth I never commented on this 280 pages long thread - but I read here regularly. Love it! :-*
And in my next life, I'm so gonna be a bear! ;D

--- End quote ---

I'm so glad you enjoy the Komedy Klub and that you visit regularly. Please feel free to post your funnies here, too. No matter what they are - jokes, cartoons, funny pics - post them all here at the Komedy Klub, for us all to enjoy. Everyone is very welcome to post their funnies here.  :D

Kerry:

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