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Katie77:
Heres one you didnt find.......


Humpty Dumpty sat on the wall
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall
All the kings horses and all the kings men.....said
What the F***......Its only an egg....

southendmd:
And another!

Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet,
Her clothes all tattered and torn.
It had not been the spider that crept up beside her
But Little Boy Blue and his horn.

southendmd:
One more:

Mary had a little lamb,
It walked into a pylon,
10,000 volts went up it's arse,
And turned it's wool to nylon.

David In Indy:
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

Kerry:

 :laugh:  Hilarious!   :laugh: 

Looooove  the nursery rhymes, Sue & Paul! Not sure that Calvin would understand, but Hobbes certainly would.  ;)   ;D

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