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optom3:
--- Quote from: Katie77 on September 11, 2008, 07:31:45 pm ---Glad you enjoy all the funnies on here Fiona.....a bit of a giggle can brighten up the day. Heres a little one I got today.
WARNING.........................
Be sure you lock your doors and windows at home! A New York man was
found dead in his home over the weekend. Detectives at the scene found the man
face down in his bathtub. The tub had been filled with milk, sugar, and cornflakes.
A banana was sticking out of his butt.
Police suspect a cereal killer !!!!!!
--- End quote ---
That is so bad I can't believe Iam laughing. It sounds like a 2 Ronnies joke.
optom3:
--- Quote from: Katie77 on September 14, 2008, 08:15:47 pm --- :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
Took me a few seconds to see the funny side of that, until I noticed the strands of hair accross his head. :o
Oh dont you hate that !!!!!!
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Comb overs!!!!
whoever looks at themselves in the mirror and thinks,yep that's definitley the look for me.They'll be swarming round me like bees round a honey pot.
Kerry:
--- Quote from: Katie77 on September 18, 2008, 10:07:17 pm ---The following poster was introduced around 1919
(Just before Alcohol prohibition started)
It's no wonder that MEN kept drinking!!!!!!
--- End quote ---
I suspect several may be men in drag. :o ;) :D
Kerry:
Katie77:
A Wild Horse Ride
A blonde decides to try horseback riding, even though she has had no lessons or prior experience. She mounts the horse, unassisted, and the horse immediately springs into motion. It gallops along at a steady and rhythmic pace, but the blonde begins to slip from the saddle.
In terror, she grabs for the horse's mane, but cannot seem to get a firm grip. She tries to throw her arms around the horse's neck, but she slides down the side of the horse anyway.
The horse gallops along, seemingly impervious to its slipping rider.Finally, giving up her frail grip, the blonde attempts to leap away from the horse and throw herself to safety.
Unfortunately, her foot has become entangled in the stirrup, she is now at the mercy of the horse's pounding hooves. As her head is struck against the ground over and over. As her head is battered against the ground, she is mere moments away from unconsciousness when to her great fortune... Frank, the Walmart greeter, sees her dilemma and unplugs the horse
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