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Katie77:
A mother and her young son were flying Air New Zealand from Auckland to Sydney. The little boy who had been quietly looking out the window, turned to his mother and said, 'If big dogs have baby dogs, and big cats have baby cats, why don't big airplanes have baby airplanes?'
The mother, who couldn't think of an answer, told her son to ask the flight attendant.
So the boy walked down the aisle and asked the flight attendant, who was busy serving drinks. She smiled and asked, 'Did your mum tell you to ask me?' The boy answered 'Yes, she did'. 'Well then, you go and tell your mum that there are no baby airplanes because Air New Zealand always pulls out on time. Have your mum explain that to you.
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Katie77:
Arthur is 90 years old. He's played golf every day since his retirement 25 years ago.
One day he arrives home looking downcast.
'That's it', he tells his wife. I'm giving up golf. My eyesight has gotten so bad... once I've hit the ball, I can't see where it went.'
His wife sympathizes. As they sit down she says, 'Why don't you take my brother with you, and give it one more try'.
'That's no good', sighs Arthur. 'Your brother is a hundred and three. He can't help'.
'He may be a hundred and three', says the wife, 'but his eyesight is perfect'.
So the next day Arthur heads off to the golf course with his brother-in-law.
He tees up, takes an almighty swing and squints down the fairway.
He turns to the brother-in-law. ‘Did you see the ball’?
'Of course I did !', says the brother-in-law. 'I have perfect eyesight'.
'Where did it go?', asks Arthur.
'I don't remember'
Katie77:
The children had all been photographed, and the teacher was trying to persuade them each to buy a copy of the group picture.
'Just think how nice it will be to look at it when you are all grown up and say, 'There's Jennifer, she's a lawyer,' or 'That's Michael, He's a doctor'.'
A small voice at the back of the room rang out, 'And there's the teacher, she's dead.'
louisev:
Hey, Kerry,
A little bird told me you are a big fan of Vladimir Putin. Here is a recent shot of him rearing his head over Alaska, according to Sarah Palin.
Kerry:
--- Quote from: louise van hine on September 28, 2008, 08:45:03 pm ---Hey, Kerry,
A little bird told me you are a big fan of Vladimir Putin. Here is a recent shot of him rearing his head over Alaska, according to Sarah Palin.
--- End quote ---
I liked Vladimir a couple of years ago, Louise, when he was being very huggy-kissy pro-West. :D He seems to have turned into a tyrant since then and I found the Time magazine Man of the Year cover article last year quite chilling in places. :o He didn't come across as a very nice person in that article. :( However, having said that, and to be brutally honest with you (just between us ;) - promise you won't tell), I still wouldn't say "No!" if he wanted to put his slippers under my bed! :-* :-*
P.S., Geography was never my forte, but didn't Russia once own Alaska? ???
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