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Kerry:
Katie77:
SOMEONE PUT SUPERGLUE UNDER HIS FLIP FLOPS !!!!!
Kerry:
Katie77:
The Lone Ranger and Tonto went camping in the desert. After they got their tent all set up, both men fell sound asleep.
Some hours later, Tonto wakes the Lone Ranger and says,
Kemosabe, look towards sky, what you see?
The Lone Ranger replies, I see millions of stars.
What that tell you? asked Tonto.
The Lone Ranger ponders for a minute then says,
Astronomically speaking, it tells me there are millions of galaxies.
Timewise, it appears to be approximately a quarter past three in the morning.
Theologically, the Lord is all powerful, and we are small and insignificant.
Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow.
What does it tell you, Tonto?
You dumber than buffalo. Someone stole tent.
Katie77:
The Physichiatrist treated George and finally solved the problem.
You've got a split personality, you are really two people struggling for suppremacy of yourself.
He then handed George a bill for $100.....George produced a $50 note.
Theres MY half,why should I pay for the other bloke's problems.
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