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Katie77:
One day, during lessons on proper grammar, the teacher asked for a show of hands
from those who could use the word 'beautiful' in the same sentence twice.
First, she called on little Suzie, who responded with,
'My father bought my mother a beautiful dress and she looked beautiful in it.'
'Very good, Suzie,' replied the teacher. She then called on little Michael.
'My mommy planned a beautiful banquet and it turned out beautifully.'
She said, 'Excellent, Michael!' Then the teacher reluctantly called on little MARK.
'Last night at the dinner table, my sister told my father she was pregnant,
and he said 'Beautiful, just fucking beautiful!''
Katie77:
Little MARK returns from school and says he got an F in arithmetic
'Why?' asks the father?
'The teacher asked 'How much is 2x3,'' I said '6', replies MARK.
'But that's right!' says his dad.
'Yeah, but then she asked me 'How much is 3x2?''
'What's the fucking difference?' asks the father
'That's what I said!'
Katie77:
OH, pleeeeeease Fiona......dont show the kids this one.......
Kerry:
Kerry:
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