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Kerry:

 :laugh: My favourite is A Freudian slip is when you say one thing but mean your mother.   :laugh:

Kerry:

Katie77:
*My neighbor discovered her dog could hardly hear so she took it to the
veterinarian.*



*He found that the problem was hair in its ears so he cleaned both ears
and the dog could hear fine. *


*The vet then proceeded to tell the lady that if she wanted to keep this

from re-occurring she should go to the drug store and get some "Nair"
hair remover and rub it in its ears once a month.*


*The lady goes to the drug store and gets some "Nair" hair remover. *


*At the register the druggist tells her: "If you're going to use this
under your arms don't use deodorant for a few days."*



*The lady says "I'm not using it under my arms." *


*The druggist says: "If you're using it on your legs don't shave for a
couple of days." *


*The lady says "I'm not using it on my legs either; if you must know,
I'm using it on my schnauzer."*


*The druggist says: "Stay off your bicycle for a week."*

Kerry:

Kerry:

:D   Helloo-oo!    :D





 :-*   Kissy-kissy!   :-*

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