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Kerry's Komedy Klub
Kerry:
Katie77:
Husband Wanted:
A lonely widow, age 70, decided that it was time to get married again.
She put an ad in the local paper that read:
'HUSBAND WANTED:- MUST BE IN MY AGE GROUP (70's), MUST NOT BEAT ME, MUST NOT RUN AROUND ON ME & MUST STILL BE GOOD IN BED!!!!! ALL APPLICANTS PLEASE APPLY IN PERSON.'
On the second day, she heard the doorbell.
Much to her dismay, she opened the door to see a grey-haired gentleman sitting in a wheelchair.
He had no arms or legs.
The old woman said, 'You're not really asking me to consider you, are you? Just look at you...you have no legs! '
The old man smiled, 'Therefore, I cannot run around on you!'
She snorted. 'You don't have any arms either!'
Again, the old man smiled, 'Therefore, I can never beat you!'
She raised an eyebrow and asked intently, 'Are you still good in bed???'
The old man leaned back, beamed a big smile and said, 'Rang the doorbell, didn't I?'
Kerry:
Did you hear about the Latin Professor who called into a bar for a drink?
"What'll it be?" asked the bartender.
"A martinus," said the professor.
"Don't you mean martini?" asked the bartender.
"If I wanted more than one I'd ask for more than one."
Boom-boom!
southendmd:
I'm no Latin scholar, but I love your new avatar, Kerry.
"Pone ubi sol non lucet."
Put it where the sun don't shine. :laugh:
Kerry:
--- Quote from: southend mavericky md on October 29, 2008, 07:28:50 am ---I'm no Latin scholar, but I love your new avatar, Kerry.
"Pone ubi sol non lucet."
Put it where the sun don't shine. :laugh:
--- End quote ---
Haha - the "sol non lucet" is a bit of a giveaway! I've changed it to "Pulvis et umbra sumus" ("We are dust and shadow") because I was afraid "Pone ubi sol non lucet" may be thought somewhat rude. Maybe I should change it back. The Horace is maybe a little too heavy.
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