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injest:
ok here is one. Hope it hasn't been posted already
The first two astronauts (one man one woman) arrived on Mars to discover there are Martians everywhere! They looked like people so the astronauts decided they should have sex with them (purely for research purposes of course). The man astronaut went off to the local bar to buy a Martian woman a drink..the female astronaut just walked up to the first man she saw and said let's go have sex and took him back to the ship.
When the Martian undressed, he must have seen the disappointment on her face and said "Not enough for you?" and twisted his right ear..immediately his organ lengthened...she still didn't seem satisfied so he twisted his LEFT ear and added some girth...they had a wonderful night.
The next morning the male astronaut returned to the ship and she asked him how HIS night went...he said "Fine but she like to have twisted my ears off!"
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