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Kerry's Komedy Klub
Kerry:
Katie77:
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:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
(Ive got some of these funny signs somewhere, I better go find some)
Katie77:
Heres a few.........
David In Indy:
I just found another joke in my Dad's weekly newsletter from his veteran's club. I'm hand typing this so please forgive any typos. And I've had a few shots of whiskey, so you get the picture. :P
Disorder In American Courts
Attorney: Now doctor, isn't it true that when a person dies in his sleep, he doesn't know about it until the next morning?
Witness: Did you actually pass the bar exam?
Attorney: Can you describe the individual?
Witness: He was about medium height and he had a beard.
Attorney: Was this a male or a female?
Witness: Guess.
Attorney: Are you sexually active?
Witness: No, I just lie there.
Attorney: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?
Witness: No.
Attorney: Did you check for blood pressure?
Witness: No.
Attorney: Did you check for breathing?
Witness: No.
Attorney: So then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?
Witness: No.
Attorney: How can you be so sure doctor?
Witness: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.
Attorney: I see, but could the patient have still been alive, nevertheless?
Witness: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law.
Katie77:
Very funny David......and oldie but a goodie.
Endd yooooo diddd whell in sppitte of tha whixkskeeeeeeeee.....HIC
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