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Kerry's Komedy Klub
Kerry:
Kerry:
Kerry:
To my friends who enjoy a glass of wine...and those who don't.
As Ben Franklin said: In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria.
In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli (E. coli) - bacteria found in faeces. In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop.
However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer (or tequila, rum, whiskey or other liquor) because alcohol has to go through a purification process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.
Remember:
Water = Poop
Wine = Health
Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid, than to drink water and be full of shit.
Brokeback_Dev:
good one, Kerry. I'll probably not drink wate for the next several weeks. GRoss
Katie77:
We are on tank water, which we proudly claim as being chemical free, no odour, no cloudiness, just pure fresh water.
We just ignore the fact that it runs off our roof which is probably covered in bird shit, or that cane toads are probably swimming around in it, not to mention the ashes from the cane fires that sit in our house gutters, or the dead insects that probably fall through the sieve.
To us it is just pure fresh rain water.
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