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Katie77:
A kiwi was attenting a test cricket match In australia (Aus vs. Kiwi),
and was feeling a little crook so he went to see and Aussie Dr. The
Dr. said that he had some bad news and that he would have to remove
his testicles. The kiwi said ay, no mate na get stuffed. So he went
for a second opinion from another Australian dr. He said the same
thing and the same reaction came from the Kiwi. So he went to the test
match and decided to go get a third opion from a kiwi dr. He said, Na
no good mate, we gonna have ta chop ya balls off. The kiwi then said,
thank God for that, them Aussie dr. wanted to remove my test tickets!

Katie77:
A woman brings eight-year-old Johnny home and tells his
>> mother that he was caught playing doctors and nurses with
>> Mary, her eight-year-old daughter. Johnny's mother says,
>> "Let's not be too harsh on them.... they are bound to be
>> curious about s e x at that age." "Curious about s e x?"
>> replies Mary's mother. "He's taken her appendix out!"
>>
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Katie77:
As a woman passed her daughter's closed bedroom
door, she heard a strange buzzing noise coming from within.
Opening the door, she observed her daughter with a vibrator.
Shocked, she asked: 'what in the world are you doing?'
The daughter replied: 'mom, I'm thirty-five
years old, unmarried, and this thing is about as close as
I'll ever get to a husband.. Please, go away and leave me alone.'
The next day, the girl's father heard the same
buzz coming from the other side of the closed bedroom door.
Upon entering the room, he observed his daughter making
passionate love to her vibrator.
To his query as to what she was doing, the daughter
said: 'dad I'm thirty-five, unmarried, and this
thing is about as close as I'll ever get to a husband.
Please, go away and leave me alone.'
A couple days later, the wife came home from a
shopping trip, placed the groceries on the kitchen counter,
and heard that buzzing noise coming from,
of all places, the living room. She entered that area
and observed her husband sitting on the couch, downing a
cold beer, and staring at the TV.
The vibrator was next to him on the couch, buzzing like crazy.
The wife asked: 'What the hell are you doing?'
The husband replied: 'I'm watching football with my son-in-law.

Kerry:

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