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Kerry:
From TIME magazine comes this new Russian joke about two fabulously wealthy oligarchs:
"Boris is walking down the street when he runs into his friend, Andrei. "That's a lovely tie," Boris tells his friend. "Thank you," says Andrei. "I spent $900 on it in Paris." To which Boris replies: "You fool! You could have stayed in Moscow and paid $2,000."
Penthesilea:
--- Quote from: Kerry on March 31, 2009, 06:16:39 pm ---Ooh, I love your tulips, Chrissi. They're beautiful. :D
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Thank you :-*. I thought it's time for a little spring decoration around here.
Katie77:
A doctor on his morning walk, noticed an older lady sitting on her front step smoking a cigar, so he walked up to her and said, "I couldn't help but notice how happy you look! What is your secret?"
"I smoke ten cigars a day," she said. "Before I go to bed, I smoke a nice big joint. Apart from that, I drink a whole bottle of Jack Daniels every week, and eat only junk food. On weekends, I pop pills, get laid, and don't exercise at all."
"That is absolutely amazing! How old are you?"
"Thirty-four," she replied
Kerry:
--- Quote from: Katie77 on April 02, 2009, 06:20:19 pm ---A doctor on his morning walk, noticed an older lady sitting on her front step smoking a cigar, so he walked up to her and said, "I couldn't help but notice how happy you look! What is your secret?"
"I smoke ten cigars a day," she said. "Before I go to bed, I smoke a nice big joint. Apart from that, I drink a whole bottle of Jack Daniels every week, and eat only junk food. On weekends, I pop pills, get laid, and don't exercise at all."
"That is absolutely amazing! How old are you?"
"Thirty-four," she replied
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Kerry:
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