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Kerry:

Katie77:

Katie77:
Wow Kerry, what a great idea to celebrate WORLD LAUGHTER DAY

I will have to go looking in the archives myself.

Mandy21:
A cowboy appeared before St. Peter at the Pearly Gates.
'Have you ever done anything of particular merit?' St. Peter
asked.
'Well, I can think of one thing,' the cowboy offered.
'On a trip to the Black Hills out in South Dakota, I came upon a
gang of bikers, who were threatening a young woman.  I directed them
to leave her alone, but they wouldn't listen.
So, I approached the largest and most heavily tattooed biker and
smacked him in his face, kicked his bike over, ripped out his nose
ring, and threw it on the ground.
I yelled, 'Now, back off!!  Or I'll kick the shit out of all of
you!'
St. Peter said, "I am mightily impressed! When did this happen?'
 
'Just a couple of minutes ago...'

Mandy21:
An old, blind cowboy wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake. He
finds his way to a bar stool and orders some coffee. After sitting awhile,
he yells to the waiter, 'Hey, wanna hear a blonde joke?'  The bar
immediately falls absolutely silent. In a very deep, husky voice, the woman
next to him says, 'Before you tell that joke, Cowboy, I think it is only fair,
given that you’re blind, that you should know five things:

1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.
2. The bouncer is a blonde girl.
3. I'm a 6-foot tall, 175-pound blonde woman with a black belt in karate.
4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weightlifter.
5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.

'Now, think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that
joke?'

The blind cowboy thinks for a second, shakes his head, and mutters,
'No...not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times.'

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