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Kerry's Komedy Klub
David In Indy:
Did I read that correctly?
Real signs observed:
In a laundromat:
AUTOMATIC WASHING MACHINES: PLEASE REMOVE ALL YOUR CLOTHES WHEN THE LIGHT TURNS OFF.
In an office building:
TOILET OUT OF ORDER. PLEASE USE THE FLOOR BELOW.
In an office:
WOULD THE PERSON WHO TOOK THE STEP LADDER YESTERDAY PLEASE BRING IT BACK OR FURTHER STEPS WILL BE TAKEN.
Spotted in a safari park:
ELEPHANTS PLEASE STAY IN YOUR CAR.
Outside a secondhand shop:
WE EXCHANGE ANYTHING - BICYCLES, WASHING MACHINES, ETC. WHY NOT BRING YOUR WIFE ALONG AND GET A WONDERFUL BARGAIN?
Seen during a conference:
FOR ANYONE WHO HAS CHILDREN AND DOESN'T KNOW IT, THERE IS A DAY CARE ON THE 1ST FLOOR.
Kerry:
--- Quote from: David In Indy on June 22, 2009, 01:59:53 am ---HELLO!
I dialled a number for one of my Army commerades and got the following recording...
" I am not available right now, but thank you for caring enough to call. I am making some changes in my life. Please leave a message after the beep. If I do not return your call, you are one of those changes. "
--- End quote ---
Not having you as his friend would be his loss, David. He will be the poorer for not having you in his life. :-\
Kerry:
Kerry:
Kerry:
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