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Kerry's Komedy Klub
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A beautiful woman is sitting on a train with an empty seat next to her. A cowboy dressed in a Stetson hat and fancy boots saunters over and says, "Pardon me, ma'am, do you mind if I sit here?"
The woman looks up at him and says, "I most certainly do! Cowboys are disgusting! I hate cowboys! Cowboys are mean, crude, vile, and uncouth! I'll tell you something else I know about cowboys. Cowboys will screw *anything!* Cowboys will screw sheep, they'll screw cattle, they'll screw dogs, they'll screw lizards, they'll screw chickens-"
Suddenly the incredulous cowboy asks, "*Chickens?!*"
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Two Cowboys from Texas were sitting at a bar, when a young lady nearby began to choke on a hamburger. She gasped and gagged, and one Texan turned to the other and said, "That little gal is havin' a bad time. I'm gonna go over there and help."
He ran over to the young lady, held both sides of her head in his big, Texan hands, and asked, "Kin ya swaller?"
Gasping, she shook her head no.
He asked, "Kin ya breathe?"
Still gasping, she again shook her head no.
With that, he yanked up her skirt, pulled down her panties and licked her butt. The young woman was so shocked that she coughed up the piece of hamburger and began to breathe on her own.
The Texan sat back down with his friend and said, "Ya know, it's sure amazin' how that hind-lick maneuver always works."
Kerry:
--- Quote from: David on May 11, 2007, 01:04:05 am ---KERRY!!!
Come out, come out where ever you are!!!!
Wait a minute! When was May 9th?
Oh, that waas only a day ago. Nevermind.
I'm scared Kerry will disappear from us again! >:(
:) :)
--- End quote ---
:D Kerry's right here, sweet baby boy!!! :-* ;) :D
Over 900 posts from me, in just over 5 months! :o
I'm not exactly sure if this is funny or not. "Uranus" always makes me laugh; even in a serious, scientific treatise ! :laugh:
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