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Kerry:

Penthesilea:

--- Quote from: Kerry on July 09, 2009, 12:54:49 am ---
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Too many! :laugh:

Katie77:
An attorney arrived home late, after a very tough day trying to get a
      Stay of execution for a client who was due to be hanged for
murder at midnight.

      His last minute plea for clemency to the governor had
      Failed and he was feeling worn out and depressed.


      As soon as he walked through the door at home, his wife started on
      Him about, "What time of night to be getting home is this?
      Where have you been? Dinner is cold and I'm not reheating it."

      And on and on and on.

      Too shattered to play his usual role in this familiar ritual, he went
      And poured himself a shot of whiskey and headed off for a long hot
      Soak in the bathtub, pursued by the predictable sarcastic remarks as
      He dragged himself up the stairs.


      While he was in the bath, the phone rang. The wife answered and was
      Told that her husband's client, James Wright, had been granted a stay
      Of execution after all, Wright would not be hanged tonight. Finally
      Realizing what a terrible day he must have had, she decided to go
      Upstairs and give him the good news. As she opened the bathroom
       Door, she was greeted by the sight of her husband, bent over naked,
      Drying his legs and feet. "They're not hanging Wright tonight," she said.
      To which he whirled around and screamed,

      "FOR THE LOVE OF GOD WOMAN,

       DON'T YOU EVER STOP?!"

Kerry:

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