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Kerry's Komedy Klub
Kerry:
Katie77:
Two deaf people get married and during the first week of marriage they find that they are unable to communicate in the bedroom with the lights out since they can't see each other signing, or read lips. After several nights of fumbling around and many misunderstandings, the wife figures out a solution.
She writes a note to her husband: 'Honey, Why don't we agree on some simple signals? For instance, at night, if you want to have sex with me, reach over and squeeze my left breast one time. If you don't want to have sex, reach over and squeeze my right breast two times.
The husband thinks this is a great idea. He writes back to his wife that if she wants to have sex with him, reach over and pull on his penis one time. If she doesn't want to have sex, pull on his penis two hundred and fifty times.
southendmd:
(I could see that one coming...) ;)
Katie77:
--- Quote from: southendmd on August 13, 2009, 09:21:42 pm ---(I could see that one coming...) ;)
--- End quote ---
hahaha....well she probably did too.....after all she was deaf not blind.
Katie77:
Ever wonder why divers fall backwards off a boat.......well here's the Irish reason for it.......
So Paddy asks Murphy: "Why do Scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats?"
To which Murphy replies:
"You thick idiot - If they fell forwards they'd still be in the fuckin’ boat
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