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Katie77:
A trucker who has been out on the road for three weeks stops into a brothel 
outside Kalgoorlie.

 He walks straight up to the Madam, drops down $500 and says,
 ‘I want your ugliest woman and a burnt chop!!’

 The Madam is astonished. 'But sir, for that kind of money you could have
 one of my finest ladies and a lovely three-course meal. ' she says.
 
The trucker replies, 'Listen sweetheart, I ain't horny . . . .. . I'm homesick !!!!!'
 



Kerry:

Kerry:

Kerry:

Katie77:
A blonde drops off a shirt at the
cleaners...
On the way out the door, the lady
at the counter says " Come Again"...
The blonde says "no its toothpaste
this time you nosey bitch!"

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