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Thank ya kindly. :-* It's good to laugh. :laugh: Here's another. :D
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2009's First Christmas Joke :D
Three men died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint Peter at the Pearly Gates.
'In honour of this Holy Season,' Saint Peter said, 'You must each possess something that symbolizes Christmas to get into Heaven.'
The first man fumbled through his pockets and pulled out a lighter. He flicked it on. 'It represents a candle,' he said.
'You may pass through the Pearly Gates' Saint Peter said.
The second man reached into his pocket and pulled out a set of keys. He shook them and said, 'They're bells.'
Saint Peter said 'You may pass through the Pearly Gates.'
The third man started searching desperately through his pockets and finally pulled out a pair of women's panties.
Saint Peter looked at the man with a raised eyebrow and asked, 'And just what do those symbolize?'
The man replied, 'These are Carol's.'
And so the Christmas Season begins......
Kerry:
At Saint Mary's Catholic Church they have a weekly husbands' marriage seminar.
At the session last week, the priest asked Luigi, who was approaching his 50th wedding anniversary, to take a few minutes and share some insight into how he had managed to stay married to the same woman all these years.
Luigi replied to the assembled husbands, "Well, I've a tried to treata her nice, spenda the money on her, but best is that I tooka her to Italy for our 20th anniversary!"
The priest responded, "Luigi, you are an amazing inspiration to all the husbands here! Please tell us what you are planning for your wife for your 50th anniversary?"
Luigi proudly replied, "I'm a gonna go and get her."
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