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Kerry's Komedy Klub
Kerry:
A little known fact of cricket:
The first testicular guard was used in cricket in 1874 . . . . :)
. . . . and the first helmet was used in 1974!!!!!! ::)
It took 100 years for them to realise that the brain is also important. :laugh:
Sason:
^^^^^^
:o :o :o
So it's true what they say, regarding what body part men use to think with!!!
::) ::) ;D ;D
Kerry:
--- Quote from: Sason on December 02, 2009, 03:21:06 pm ---^^^^^^
:o :o :o
So it's true what they say, regarding what body part men use to think with!!!
::) ::) ;D ;D
--- End quote ---
;) :laugh:
Kerry:
Kerry:
(I'm allowed to tell this joke 'cause I used to be blond - that was back when I used to have hair!)
A blond lady motorist was about two hours from the Gold Coast (the Australian equivalent of Miami) when she was flagged down by a man whose truck had broken down.
The man walked up to the car and asked, 'Are you going to the Gold Coast?'
'Sure,' answered the blond, 'do you need a lift ?'
'Not for me. I'll be spending the next three hours fixing my truck My problem is I've got two chimpanzees in the back which have to be taken to the Gold Coast Zoo. They're a bit stressed already so I don't want to keep them on the road all day. Could you possibly take them to the zoo for me ? I'll give you $100 for your trouble.'
'I'd be happy to,' said the blond.
So the two chimpanzees were ushered into the back seat of the blond's car and carefully strapped into their seat belts.
Off they went.
Five hours later, the truck driver was driving through the heart of the Gold Coast when suddenly he was horrified!! There was the blond walking down the street and holding hands with the two chimps, much to the amusement of a big crowd.
With a screech of brakes he pulled off the road and ran over to the blond.
'What the heck are you doing here ?' he demanded, 'I gave you $100 to take these chimpanzees to the
zoo.'
'Yes, I know you did,' said the blonde, 'but we had money left over - so now we're going to SeaWorld!'
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