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Kerry's Komedy Klub
Kerry:
If you've ever worked for a boss who reacts before getting the facts and thinking things through, you will love this!
Arcelor-Mittal Steel, feeling it was time for a shakeup, hired a new CEO. The new boss was determined to rid the company of all slackers.
On a tour of the facilities, the CEO noticed a guy leaning against a wall. The room was full of workers and he wanted to let them know that he meant business. He asked the guy, "How much money do you make a week?"
A little surprised, the young man looked at him and said, "I make $400 a week. Why?"
The CEO said, "Wait right here." He walked back to his office, came back in two minutes, and handed the guy $1,600 in cash and said, "Here's four weeks' pay. Now GET OUT and don't come back."
Feeling pretty good about himself, the CEO looked around the room and asked, "Does anyone want to tell me what that goof-ball did here?"
From across the room a voice said, "Pizza delivery guy from Domino's."
Kerry:
Two gay guys are walking through a zoo.
They come across a male gorilla and notice that he has a massive erection.
The gay men are fascinated by this.
One of the men just can't bear it any longer and he reaches into the cage to touch it.
The gorilla grabs him, drags him into the cage and mates with him for two hours non-stop, while the zoo attendants helplessly stand by.
When he's done, the gorilla throws the man out of the cage.
An ambulance is called and the man is taken away to the hospital.
A few days later, his friend visits him in the hospital and asks, 'Are you hurt?'
'AM I HURT?' he shouts.
'Wouldn't you be? . . . . . . . He hasn't called . . . . . . He hasn't written . . . . . .'
Kerry:
Life summarized in 4 bottles . . .
Yikes! I'm already on my 3rd bottle! :o
Penthesilea:
--- Quote from: Kerry on December 04, 2009, 12:23:02 am ---Life summarized in 4 bottles . . .
Yikes! I'm already on my 3rd bottle! :o
--- End quote ---
:o
:laugh:
Love the creativity in this one :).
Sason:
^^^^^^^^^
Yeah, me too!
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