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Penthesilea:

--- Quote from: Kerry on January 15, 2010, 08:05:44 am ---"Well, you know," said the little old lady, "not everybody pays."

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Kerry:

Katie77:
Bill worked in a pickle factory.   
He had been employed there for a number of years when he came home one day
to confess to his wife that he had a terrible compulsion.   
He had an urge to stick his penis into the pickle slicer.   
His wife suggested that he should see a sex therapist to talk about it, but Bill said he would be too embarrassed.  He vowed to overcome the compulsion on his own.

One day a few weeks later, Bill came home and his wife could see at once that something was seriously wrong.

'What's wrong, Bill?' she asked.

'Do you remember that I told you how I had this tremendous urge to put my penis into the pickle slicer?'

'Oh, Bill, you didn't' she exclaimed.

'Yes, I did.' he replied.

'My God, Bill, what happened?'

'I got fired.'

'No, Bill.  I mean, what happened with the pickle slicer?'

'Oh...she got fired too.'

Kerry:

Sason:

Check this out, it's a hilarious article about a perfectly normal gay teen, who fears he's turning into a fundamentalist Christian!   ;D


http://www.theonion.com/content/news/gay_teen_worried_he_might_be

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