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Mandy21:
--- Quote from: ifyoucantfixit on March 28, 2012, 04:49:03 pm ---
That is truly an amazing story. And hilarious too. Oh and by the way, I probably know the lions share of Mash by heart. I have watched that show over and over, over the years. My beautiful Kelsey and I used to watch it every afternoon together, when she got home from school... She loves it too.
One of the very best shows, to have ever been on television. IMO
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You and me both, sister. You and me both. We should have a trivia contest, ha-ha, see which of us knows it better by heart. I have had a lifelong crush on Alan Alda, and most of the men I've picked in my life resemble the Hawkeye character in some way or another. His first biography was a good read, the second one not so much. And William Christopher and his wife wrote an inspiring book about raising their youngest son, with autism.
ifyoucantfixit:
There are very few shows with the beautiful character development, or scripts that that show had.
It had a unique and stellar cast of stars. They came and they went, but they were all great.
Hawkeye,, Alan Alda
Trapper John... Wayne Rogers
Colonel Henry Blake McLean Stevens
Hotlips Hoolihan Loretta Swit
Major Frank Burns Larry Linville
Radar O'Reilly Gary Burghoff
Maxwell Klinger Jamie Farr
Father Mulcahey William Christopher
Capt. Honeycutt Mike Farrell
Colonel Potter..... Henry Morgan
Major Charles Winchester David Ogden Stiers
Each and every character was fully developed. They had family members, children, grand children. Former jobs, and all the things that real life people have. Probably partly because of it first having been written in a book. The
people were all based on real people. They were the men and women that the author had served with in the Korean War. I am sure there were not direct copies. But probably conglomerates and partials.
Mandy21:
YOUR AGE BY CHOCOLATE MATH
Don't tell me your age; you'd probably lie anyway-but the Hershey Man will know!
1. First of all, pick the number of times a week that you would like to have chocolate (more than once but less than 10).
2. Multiply this number by 2.
3. Add 5.
4. Multiply it by 50.
(I'll wait while you get the calculator here.)
5. If you have already had your birthday this year add 1762. If you haven't, add 1761.
6. Now subtract the four-digit year that you were born.
You should have a three-digit number.
The first digit is your original number (how many times you want to have chocolate each week).
The next two numbers are:
Your Age!
THIS IS THE ONLY YEAR (2012) IT WILL EVER WORK, SO SPREAD IT AROUND WHILE IT LASTS.
Mandy21:
GREAT BLONDE JOKES:
DISNEYLAND
Two blondes were going to Disneyland . They were driving on the Interstate when they saw the sign that said Disneyland LEFT. They started crying and turned around and went home.
FLORIDA OR MOON
Two blondes living in Oklahoma were sitting on a bench talking, and one blonde says to the other, 'Which do you think is farther away... Florida or the moon?' The other blonde turns and says 'Helloooooooooo, can you see Florida ?????'
CAR TROUBLE
A blonde pushes her BMW into a gas station. She tells the mechanic it died. After he works on it for a few minutes, it is idling smoothly. She says, 'What's the story?'
He replies, 'Just crap in the carburetor .' She asks, 'How often do I have to do that?'
SPEEDING TICKET
A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if he could see her license.
She replied in a huff , 'I wish you guys would get your act together.
Just yesterday you take away my license and then today you expect me
to show it to you!'
RIVER WALK
There's this blonde out for a walk.
She comes to a river and sees another blonde on the opposite bank 'Yoo- hoo !' she shouts, 'How can I get to the other side?' The second blonde looks up the river then down the river and shouts back,
'You ARE on the other side.'
AT THE DOCTOR'S OFFICE
A gorgeous young redhead goes into the doctor's office and said that her body hurt wherever she touched it.
'Impossible!' says the doctor.. 'Show me.'
The redhead took her finger, pushed on her left shoulder and screamed, then she pushed her elbow and screamed even more. She pushed her knee and screamed; likewise she pushed her ankle and screamed. Everywhere she touched made her scream.
The doctor said, 'You're not really a redhead , are you? 'Well, no' she said, 'I'm actually a blonde.' 'I thought so,' the doctor said. 'Your finger is broken.'
KNITTING
A highway patrolman pulled alongside a speeding car on the freeway. Glancing at the car, he was astounded to see that the blonde behind the wheel was knitting ! Realizing that she was oblivious to his flashing lights and siren, the trooper cranked down his window, turned on his bullhorn and yelled, 'PULL OVER!' 'NO!' the blonde yelled back, 'IT'S A SCARF!'
BLONDE ON THE SUN
A Russian, an American, and a Blonde were talking one day.
The Russian said, 'We were the first in space!'
The American said, 'We were the first on the moon!'
The Blonde said, 'So what? We're going to be the first on the sun!' The Russian and the American looked at each other and shook their heads. 'You can't land on the sun, you idiot! You'll burn up!' said the Russian.
To which the Blonde replied, 'We're not stupid, you know. We're going at night!'
IN A VACUUM
A blonde was playing Trivial Pursuit one night... It was her turn. She rolled the dice and she landed on Science & Nature.
Her question was, 'If you are in a vacuum and someone calls your name, can you hear it?'
She thought for a time and then asked, 'Is it on or off?'
FINALLY,
THE BLONDE JOKE TO END ALL BLONDE JOKES!
A girl was visiting her blonde friend, who had acquired two new dogs, and asked her what their names were. The blonde responded by saying that one was named Rolex and one was named Timex .
Her friend said, 'Whoever heard of someone naming dogs like that?' 'HELLLOOOOOOO......,' answered the blonde. 'They're watch dogs.'
ifyoucantfixit:
These are very funny Mandy. I have always liked blonde jokes. I specially like the one that had crap in the carburator.
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