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dot-matrix:
A cop pulled over a car for swerving all over the road.
The blonde at the wheel looked very confused and scared.
"What's going on here, ma'am?"
"Well, I was driving along when all of a sudden there was a tree right in my path. I swerved to miss it, but there was another tree. And after that, another, and another."
The cop looked inside her car and sighed. "Ma'am. That's your air freshener."
dot-matrix:
This one so reminds me of some "get a hair cut" arguments between my Dad and Teddy when we were teenagers in the early 70's :D
A young boy just received his driving permit. He asks his father, who was a minister, if they could discuss his use of the car.
"I'll make a deal with you," said his father. "You bring your grades up, study your Bible a little, get your hair cut, and then we'll talk."
A month later, the boy comes back and asks his father if they could discuss his use of the car.
"Son, I'm real proud of you. You've brought your grades up and you've studied your Bible, but you didn't get your hair cut!"
"You know, Dad, I've been thinking about that. Samson had long hair, Moses had long hair, Noah had long hair, and even Jesus had long hair."
"Yes son, and they walked everywhere they went!"
Kerry:
Shhhhhhh, beauty sleep in progress.
Kerry:
Kerry:
Stay cooooool, man! :D
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