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Shasta542:
Two peanuts were walking down the street together.
One of them was a salted.
dot-matrix:
--- Quote from: Shasta542 on June 08, 2007, 04:07:45 pm ---Two peanuts were walking down the street together.
One of them was a salted.
--- End quote ---
:laugh:
dot-matrix:
"How Many Dogs Does It Take to Change A Light Bulb?"
Golden Retriever: "The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a stupid burned out bulb?"
Border Collie: "Just one. And then I'll replace any wiring that's not up to code."
Dachshund: "You know I can't reach that stupid lamp!"
Rottweiler: "Make me."
Boxer: "Who cares? I can still play with my squeaky toys in the dark."
Lab: "Oh, me, me!!!!! Pleeeeeeeeeze let me change the light bulb! Can I? Can I? Huh? Huh? Huh? Can I? Pleeeeeeeeeze, please, please, please!"
German Shepherd: "I'll change it as soon as I've led these people from the dark, check to make sure I haven't missed any, and make just one more perimeter patrol to see that no one has tried to take advantage of the situation."
Jack Russell Terrier: "I'll just pop it in while I'm bouncing off the walls and furniture."
Old English Sheep Dog: "Light bulb? I'm sorry, but I don't see a light bulb! "
Cocker Spaniel: "Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the dark."
Chihuahua: "Yo quiero Taco Bulb."
Pointer: "I see it, there it is, there it is, right there....."
Greyhound: "It isn't moving. Who cares?"
Australian Shepherd: "First, I'll put all the light bulbs in a little circle..."
Pomeranian: "I'll just blow in the Border Collie's ear and he'll do it. By the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry."
Poodle: Dogs do not change light bulbs. People change light bulbs. So, the real question is: How long will it be before I can expect some light, some dinner, and a massage?
Kerry:
Kerry:
I'm sure it's just my warped sense of humour, but I find this absolutely hilarious! :laugh:
Can't remember where I found it on the Net. The title of the pic is "Sarge Demonstration." Can anyone (ex Service personnel?) shed a little light on what on earth the Sarge is demonstrating? Besides the obvious, that is! :-* :D
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