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dot-matrix:
TICKLE ME ELMO
A woman desperately looking for work goes into a toy factory. The Personal Manager goes over her resume and tells her that he has nothing worthy of her. The woman says she really needs work and will take almost anything.
The Personal Manager says he only has a low skilled job on the "Tickle Me Elmo" line. The woman happily accepts. He takes her to the line and explains her duties and that she should report for work at 8:00 AM the next day.
The next day at 8:45 the "Tickle Me Elmo" Line Manager is in the Personnel
Manager's office ranting about the woman just hired. After 15 minutes of
screaming about how badly backed up the assembly line is the Personal
Manager suggests seeing the problem. They head to the line and sure enough Elmos are backed up from here to kingdom come. At the end of the line is the woman just hired, she has gathered a big bag of marbles and a roll of the fabric used for making the Elmos. As they watch, she cuts a little piece of fabric
places two marble in it and starts sewing it between Elmo's legs.
The Personal Managers starts rolling on the floor laughing.
After 10 minutes, he pulls himself together and walks over to the new employee and says: "I'm sorry, I guess I didn't make myself clear yesterday.
We want you to give Elmo " two test tickles."
dot-matrix:
If you take a look at the following? picture , let me tell you ... it is not animated.? Your eyes are making it move.? To test this, stare at one spot for a couple seconds and everything will stop moving.? Or look at the black center of each circle and it will stop moving.? But move your eyes to the next black center and the previous will move after you take your eyes away from it....? Weird?
dot-matrix:
You should see a man's face and also a word...
See it ?
Hint: Try tilting your head to the right, the world begins with 'L'
dot-matrix:
dot-matrix:
A drunk walks out of a bar with a key in his hand and he is stumbling
back and forth.
A cop on the beat sees him and approaches.
"Can I help you, sir?"
"Yessh! Ssssomebody ssstole my carrr!" the man replies.
The cop asks, "Where was your car the last time you saw it?"
"It wasss on the end of thisshh key," the man replies.
About that time the cop decides to mention that the man's penis is
hanging out of his fly for all the world to see.
He asks the man, "Sir, are you aware that you are exposing yourself?"
Momentarily confused, the drunk looks down at his crotch and without
missing a beat, blurts out..........
"Holy shit ----- My girlfriend's gone, too!!!!!"
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