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Kerry's Komedy Klub
dot-matrix:
An Italian grandmother is giving directions to her
grown grandson Anthony who is coming to visit with his
wife Maria.
You comma to de front door of the apartmenta.
I am inna apartmenta 301 .
There issa bigga panel at the front door.
With you elbow pusha button 301.
I will buzza you in.
Coma inside, the elevator is on the right.
Get in, and with you elbow pusha 3.
When you get out, I'mma on the left.
With you elbow, hit my doorbell.
Grandma, that sounds easy but... why am I hitting all
these buttons with my elbow?
What . . . . . . . .. You coma empty handed? :o
Kerry:
--- Quote from: dot-matrix on June 22, 2007, 06:10:20 pm ---AIN'T IT THE TRUTH!!?"
Joe Smith started the day early having set his
alarm clock (MADE IN JAPAN ) for 6am.
While his coffeepot ( MADE IN CHINA ) was perking,
he shaved with his electric razor ( MADE IN HONG KONG ).
He put on a dress shirt ( MADE IN SRI LANKA ), designer jeans
( MADE IN SINGAPORE ) and tennis shoes (MADE IN KOREA ).
After cooking his breakfast in his new electric
skillet (MADE IN INDIA ) he sat down with his
calculator ( MADE IN MEXICO ) to see how much he could
spend today.
After setting his watch (MADE IN TAIWAN )
to the radio ( MADE IN INDIA ) he got in his car
( M ADE IN GERMANY ) filled it with GAS from Saudi Arabia
and continued his search for a good paying AMERICAN
JOB
At the end of yet another discouraging and
fruitless day checking his Computer (Made In Malaysia ),
Joe decided to relax for a while. He put on his
sandals ( MADE IN BRAZIL ) poured himself a glass of
wine ( MADE IN FRANCE.! ) and turned on his TV ( MADE
IN INDONESIA ), and then wondered why he can't find a
good paying job in ... AMERICA.....
--- End quote ---
Boo-Hoo! Nothing made in AUSTRALIA, Dottie? ???
He could perhaps be wearing a business suit made from AUSTRALIAN wool, be wearing an AUSTRALIAN diamond pinky ring, and be drinking AUSTRALIAN wine (much better than the wine from that other place IMHO). ;) ;) ;) 8)
Best wishes to you and Bob for a wonderful vacation, Dottie! See you in August! I'm counting the days already! :D
Sharon:
Hey Kerry,
I think I`m back at the right time.
But Dottie is not here! :'(
I know I will miss her and I will counting the days too!
...many...many...many...many days!
I hope she and Bob have a great time! ;)
Dottie, I wish that your dreams come true! :-*
Sharon:
A post for Dottie!
Because you like angels
Here a some funny angels
Perhaps you can get some computer access and see this before you are back
Sharon:
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