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A man is dining in a fancy restaurant & there is a gorgeous redhead
sitting at the next table. He has been checking her out since he sat
down, but lacks the nerve to talk with her.

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Suddenly she sneezes, & her glass eye comes flying out of its socket

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towards the man.

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He reflexively reaches out, grabs it out of the air, & hands it back.

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"Oh my, I am so sorry" the woman says, as she pops her eye back in
place.

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"Let me buy your dinner to make it up to you" she says.

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They enjoy a wonderful dinner together & afterwards they go to the
theater followed by drinks. They talk, they laugh, she shares her
deepest dreams, & he shares his. She listens.

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After paying for everything, she asks him if he would like to come to
her place for a nightcap & stay for breakfast.

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They had a wonderful, wonderful, time.

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The next morning, she cooks a gourmet meal with all the trimmings.

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The guy is amazed! Everything had been SO incredible!!!!

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"You know," he said "you are the perfect woman. Are you this nice to every guy you meet?"

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"No," she replies . . . . . . “

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Wait for it . .

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She says: "You just happened to catch my eye."  ;)

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                           ;D         tee hee hee

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