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Kerry's Komedy Klub
Katie77:
Kerry, I have always enjoyed your thread here, and copy a lot of the cartoons and email them to other friends.....hey, what aussie doesnt enjoy a good joke....
I had not read your original post before, and have just read it, and I was really touched by what you said......
Yes, we have all shed many tears over Jack and Ennis, but what a great way to share the healing process with some laughter.....
Well done mate!
Fran:
Here's one of my favorite Gary Larson cartoons:
dot-matrix:
A frog goes into a bank and approaches the teller. He can see from her
nameplate that her name is Patricia Whack.
"Miss Whack, I'd like to get a £30,000 loan to take a holiday."
Patricia looks at the frog in disbelief and asks his name. The frog says
his name is Kermit Jagger, his dad is Mick Jagger, and that it's okay,
he knows the bank manager.
Patricia explains that he will need to secure the loan with some
collateral.
The frog says, "Sure. I have this," and produces a tiny porcelain
elephant, about an inch tall, bright pink and perfectly formed.
Very confused, Patricia explains that she'll have to consult with the bank
manager and disappears into a back office.
She finds the manager and says, "There's a frog called Kermit Jagger out
there who claims to know you and wants to borrow £30,000, and he wants
to use this as collateral."
She holds up the tiny pink elephant. "I mean, what in the world is
this?"
(you're gonna love this)
(its a real treat)
(a masterpiece)
(wait for it)
The bank manager looks back at her and says...
"It's a knickknack, Patty Whack. Give the frog a loan. His old man's a
Rolling Stone."
(You're singing it, aren't you? Yeah, I know you are........)
Never take life too seriously! Come on now, you grinned, I know you
did!!!
Have a lovely day
dot-matrix:
Self Awareness is a good thing ::)
dot-matrix:
Well that's ONE solution to the problem :o
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