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isabelle:
I'll try too...
isabelle:
:o
isabelle:
An elderly couple...
An elderly couple are traveling cross country, and it was the woman's turn to drive. On a desert road in Texas, they are pulled over by the highway patrol. The officer walks over to the couple's car and asks: "Ma'am did you know you were speeding?"
The woman turns to her husband: "What did he say?"
The old man shouts: "HE SAYS YOU WERE SPEEDING!"
The officer then asks: "May I see your license?"
The woman turns to her husband: "What did he say?"
The old man yells: "HE WANTS TO SEE YOUR LICENSE!"
The woman gives the officer her driver's license. He looks at it for a moment and says: "I see you're from Arkansas. Arkansas girls are cold
fish. I had the worst sex of my life in that state..."
The woman turns to her husband: "What did he say?"
The old man yells: "HE THINKS HE KNOWS YOU!"
isabelle:
Mystery solved
A chicken and an egg are lying in bed. The chicken is smoking a cigarette with a satisfied smile on its face. The egg is frowning and looking a bit pissed off.
The egg mutters to no one in particular, "Well, I guess we finally answered THAT question!"
David In Indy:
--- Quote from: isabelle on August 01, 2007, 04:40:38 pm ---I'll try too...
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:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
That was a cute cartoon Isabelle! :D
There are a few stores here in Indy that actually sell "Go Fuck Yourself" cards! I've been guilty of sending one or two of them too! But only to a couple of people who were really REALLY mean to me. :)
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