A Mexican, an Iraqi, and a redneck girl are in the same bar.
When the Mexican finishes his beer, he throws the glass in
the air, pulls out his pistol, and shoots the glass to pieces.
He says, "In Mexico our glasses are so cheap, we don't need
to drink with the same one twice."
The Iraqi, obviously impressed by this, drinks his beer,
throws his glass into the air, pulls out his AK-47, and
shoots the glass to pieces. He says, "In Iraq we have so
much sand to make glasses that we don't need to drink with
the same one twice either.
The redneck girl, cool as a cucumber, picks up her beer,
downs it in one long draft, throws the glass into the air,
whips out her 45, and shoots the Mexican and the Iraqi.
Catching her glass, setting it on the bar, calling for a refill,
she says, "In America, we have so many illegal Mexicans
and Arabs that we don't have to drink with the same ones
twice."
God Bless America