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pettifogger:
This is one of my personal favorites
The vet had just supervised the delivery of a litter of kittens to
the old spinster's cat. "I just don't know how it could have
happened," said the spinster. "Tibbles is never allowed out
and no other cats are ever allowed into the house."
"But what about him ?" asked the vet, pointing to a large tom
cat sitting in an armshair.
"Oh, don't be silly," replied the spinster. "That's her brother."
pettifogger:
One night, after a couple had retired for the night, the woman
became aware that her husband was touching her in a most
unusual manner. He started by running his hand across her
shoulders and the the small of her back. He ran his hands lightly
over her breasts, then proceeded to run his hand gently down her
side, sliding his hands over her stomach, and then t a point below
her waist. His hand ran further down the outside of her thighs, then
gently probing the inside of her left thigh, stopped and then returned
to do the same to her right thigh.
By this time the woman was becoming aroused and she squirmed a
little to better position herself. The man stopped abruptly and rolled
over to his side of the bed.
"Why are you stopping darling?" she whispered.
He whispered back, "I found the remote !!"
TXdoug:
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
AWESOME...dearest Dottie :-*
Kerry ... the drawings of the folks in your cartoons are WONDERFUL ;) as are their conversations :D
Kerry:
--- Quote from: TXdoug on August 11, 2007, 07:42:50 am ---Kerry ... the drawings of the folks in your cartoons are WONDERFUL ;) as are their conversations :D
--- End quote ---
Thanks for the feedback, Doug. I'm glad you like them. Here's another. :D
Kerry:
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