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dot-matrix:
pettifogger:
Two senior citizens were bragging about their sex lives in the elderly home, "Can you still do it? I have sex with my wife twice a week. How many times can you do it?"
"Oh, I do it almost every night of the week!"
"Almost every night!!? ? ? ? ?"
"Yup! Almost on Monday, Almost on Tuesday, Almost on Wednesday,.........."
pettifogger:
A husband a wife were celebrating their 90th wedding anniversary, and the media was there to document the occasion.
One of the reporters asked the secret to their successful marriage and longevity.
The wife replied that they had never been sick.
The young reporter was astonished and to confirm said, "So, you've never been bedridden."
And the wife quickly replied, "Oh, 100's of times, and twice in a buggy."
Kerry:
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