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Re: Kerry's Komedy Klub
« Reply #2730 on: August 05, 2008, 08:13:01 am »

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Re: Kerry's Komedy Klub
« Reply #2732 on: August 07, 2008, 09:21:30 am »
 :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: Dont you just love Confucius......
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« Reply #2733 on: August 09, 2008, 08:46:34 am »

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Re: Kerry's Komedy Klub
« Reply #2734 on: August 10, 2008, 03:45:59 am »
Doctor Dave had sex with one of his patients and felt guilty all day long. No matter how much he tried to forget about it, he just couldn't. The guilt was overwhelming. But every once in awhile he'd hear an internal, reassuring voice in his head that said:

'Dave, don't worry about it. You aren't the first medical practitioner to have sex with one of his patients and you won't be the last. And you're single. Just let it go Dave.' But invariably another voice in his head would bring him back to reality whispering:

Dave.........................

Dave............

YOU'RE A VETERINARIAN, YOU SICK BASTARD!!!

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Re: Kerry's Komedy Klub
« Reply #2736 on: August 10, 2008, 03:22:12 pm »
Funny!

More please...

au revoir,
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Re: Kerry's Komedy Klub
« Reply #2738 on: August 11, 2008, 07:06:52 pm »
I remember a woman telling me one time, how she put a couple of pairs of tennis shoes in the washing macine, on the spin cycle, then sat on the washing machine.......

It gave her some kind of "kinky" thrill.... ::) ::)

Ture story......... :laugh: :laugh:
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Re: Kerry's Komedy Klub
« Reply #2739 on: August 12, 2008, 12:11:21 am »
Wish I could think so quickly. . . .
 
A man boarded a plane with 6 kids.
After they got settled in their seats
a woman sitting across the aisle from
him leaned over to him and asked, "Are
all of those kids yours?"
He replied, "No. I work for a condom Company.

These are customer  complaints."





 
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