Kerry's Komedy Klub

[Artiste]

Merci Kerry !

But which one you buy and which you'll get free??

May I laugh... since a lot of old ones are on the market too these days, did you know!!

Au revoir,
hugs!

[optom3]

My sides hurt from laughing so much at that one.The number of jams I have sat in,where there was no workmen in sight.My frustration would have vanished instantly had I seen that sign.
Every set of roadworks should have one.

[optom3]

What every office needs . . . . .

I want one of those.

[Kerry]

Merci Kerry !

But which one you buy and which you'll get free??

May I laugh... since a lot of old ones are on the market too these days, did you know!!

Au revoir,
hugs!

I hope they offer discount rates!!!     

[Kerry]

Just what I need Kerry.........This one has nearly run out of ink.....

Another essential office stationery item.

[Artiste]

Kerry, your wish for discount rates... makes me laugh !

I am proud of you... adding comedy !

Au revoir,
hugs!  Now,  I aim like that child in the movie asking for: more please ! So don't bite my head like his schoolmaster?

[Katie77]

Bubba died in a fire and his body was burned pretty badly…
   
The morgue needed someone to identify the body, so they sent for his two best friends, Cooter and Gomer.



The three men had always done everything together.
 
Cooter arrived first, and when the mortician pulled back the sheet,
Cooter said, ‘Yup, his face is burned up pretty bad.  You better roll him over.'
 
The mortician rolled him over and Cooter said, 'Nope, ain't Bubba.'

The mortician thought this was rather strange.
So he brought Gomer in to confirm the identity of the body.
 
Gomer looked at the body and said, 'Yup, he's pretty well burnt up…
 
Roll him over.'
 
The mortician rolled him over and Gomer said, 'No, it ain't Bubba.'

The mortician asked, 'How can you tell?'
Gomer said, 'Well, Bubba had two assholes.'
 
'What? He had two assholes?' asked the mortician.
 
'Yup, we never seen 'em, but everybody used to say:

'There's Bubba with them two assholes.'

[Kerry]

Bubba died in a fire and his body was burned pretty badly…
   
The morgue needed someone to identify the body, so they sent for his two best friends, Cooter and Gomer.



The three men had always done everything together.
 
Cooter arrived first, and when the mortician pulled back the sheet,
Cooter said, ‘Yup, his face is burned up pretty bad.  You better roll him over.'
 
The mortician rolled him over and Cooter said, 'Nope, ain't Bubba.'

The mortician thought this was rather strange.
So he brought Gomer in to confirm the identity of the body.
 
Gomer looked at the body and said, 'Yup, he's pretty well burnt up…
 
Roll him over.'
 
The mortician rolled him over and Gomer said, 'No, it ain't Bubba.'

The mortician asked, 'How can you tell?'
Gomer said, 'Well, Bubba had two assholes.'
 
'What? He had two assholes?' asked the mortician.
 
'Yup, we never seen 'em, but everybody used to say:

'There's Bubba with them two assholes.'

       

[Katie77]

[Kerry]