Kerry's Komedy Klub

[Artiste]

I love that Holloween turkey one !

[Artiste]

Ooops, and that derriere is great ! Long time no see... so many choices !

Galore, may gays be free ![/b]

[Kerry]

[Kerry]

Karma explained . . . . .

[Kerry]

[Kerry]

[Katie77]

A Christmas Story... When four of Santa's elves got sick, the trainee elves did not produce toys as
fast as the regular ones, and Santa began to feel the pre-Christmas pressure.

Then Mrs Claus told Santa her Mother was coming to visit, which stressed
Santa even more.

When he went to harness the reindeer, he found that three of them were about
to give birth and two others had jumped the fence and were out, heaven knows
where.

Then when he began to load the sleigh, one of the floorboards cracked, the toy
bag fell to the ground and all the thousands of toys were scattered.

Frustrated, Santa went in the house for a cup of apple cider and a shot of rum.
When he went to the cupboard, he discovered the elves had drunk all the cider
and hidden the liquor. In his frustration, he accidentally dropped the cider jug,
and it broke into hundreds of little glass pieces all over the kitchen floor. He went
to get the broom and found the mice had eaten all the straw off the end of it.

Just then the doorbell rang, and an irritated Santa marched to the door, yanked it
open, and there stood a little angel with a great big Christmas tree.
The angel said very cheerfully, ‘Merry Christmas, Santa. Isn't this a lovely day? I
have a beautiful tree for you. Where would you like me to stick it?'

And so began the tradition of the little angel on top of the Christmas tree….
 

 


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[Kerry]

Funny Fotos!    

[Katie77]

Back in 1929 Financial Crash it was said that some Wall Street Stockbrokers and Bankers JUMPED from their office windows and committed suicide when confronted with the news of their firms and clients financial ruin . . . Many people were said to almost feel a little sorry for them . . . . . .   
 
 

In 2008 the attitude has changed somewhat:
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

[Kerry]