Dear college-friend.
Love you to death - love ya like a sister.
I know you're small town Texas, didn't meet a black person until you were 15, married a chicken farmer good ole boy from small town Texas, I know you are as Red-State, conservative, religious country as you can be, but please do not send me any more bigoted racist shit about Obama, OK?
None of this "his father got a white girl pregnant and left" garbage.
Thank you,
Love Del