Brokeback Mountain: Our Community's Common Bond > The Lighter Side
The "Ask a Stoopid Question - Get a Stoopid Answer" Game
David:
Q: Why is the collector's DVD a Brokeback Mountain bein released after the Christmas rush?
A: They don't want to waste their money on Pre-Christmas advertising knowing that nobody will buy it without the deleted scenes!
Q: Why are ranch stiffs never any good? <( per J.Aguirre)
Penthesilea:
Q: Why are ranch stiffs never any good? <( per J.Aguirre)
A: Because they always mess around with the poor animals:
Q: Why is OMT almost bold?
David:
Q: Why is OMT almost bold?
OMT= Old Man Twist? bold? = bald?
A: Because he is so thick headed that even hair wont grow there!
Q: Did Jacks Mom know Ennis was his lover?
Penthesilea:
David: Yep, OMT = Old Man Twist and ooops, I meant bald, not bold, sorry 'bout that.
Q: Did Jacks Mom know Ennis was his lover?
A: No, for the rest of her life she wondered why the heck the pizza-boy took those shirts (and forgot the pizza, to begin with).
Q: Where did Cassie want to go to with her new BF Karl? (at the Greyhound station)
Mikaela:
Q: Where did Cassie want to go to with her new BF Karl? (at the Greyhound station)
A: She wanted to go south, where it's warm......
Q: Did Neiman Marcus consider Lashawn a valuable employee?
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