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The "Ask a Stoopid Question - Get a Stoopid Answer" Game

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Cameron:

--- Quote from: Sheriff Roland on January 16, 2007, 06:54:34 pm ---

Q: Why should boys watch football?

--- End quote ---

A.  Because football players look so cute in their uniforms.


Q.  Why does Monroe watch figure skating?

edit note: I hate it when MY spelling errors are quoted - edited fer the typo! - Sheriff Roland

ifyoucantfixit:


   Q  why does monroe watch figure skating?


   A  because he heard it is more interesting than sheep skating....but im not sure i would agree..


   Q  Why did ennis like to sit around tying knots all day,,,,,?
 








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Toast:

 Q  Why did ennis like to sit around tying knots all day,,,,,?
 
A:  So that he could check out the size of the balls on that dumb-ass mule.


Q:  Why did John C Twist spit into his coffee cup?

Lynne:
Q:  Why did John C Twist spit into his coffee cup?

A:  Because he didn't have to do the dishes.

Q:  Is the Black and Blue Eagle Bar a leather bar?  (courtesy of shakestheground)

Front-Ranger:
Q: Is the Black and Blue Eagle Bar a leather bar?  (courtesy of shakestheground)

A: No, it's a feather bar!

Q: What will happen if "they" all know about Ennis?

Edit note: edited ta conform ta format - nothin more - Sheriff Roland

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