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The "Ask a Stoopid Question - Get a Stoopid Answer" Game
opinionista:
Q: Why did LaShawn marry Randall?
A: Because he didn't know how to change tires
Q: Why did Jack asked LaShawn to a dance?
Pipedream:
--- Quote from: opinionista on January 27, 2007, 05:31:03 pm ---Why did Jack asked LaShawn to a dance?
--- End quote ---
A: Err... he didn't, but made do with her because dumbass Randall didn't react! ::)
Q: Why don't Texans never drink coffee?
Cameron:
--- Quote from: Pipedream on January 27, 2007, 05:58:29 pm ---Q: Why don't Texans never drink coffee?
--- End quote ---
A. Because Texans drink herbal tea with lemon.
Q. Why couldn't Ennis eat the cherry cake just now?
Noviani:
Q: What will happen if "they" all know about Ennis?
A: the romeos will be banished to live a happy secluded live together in the mountain; Ennis is just not ready for the commitment.
Q: does Mrs. Twist always keep extra brown paper bag in her kitchen?
Arad-3:
Q: does Mrs. Twist always keep extra brown paper bag in her kitchen?
A: Cause she found it was easier to pull a "Bull Durham" if Mr.Twist was wearing it over his head!
Q: What does old man Twist do for fun?
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