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The "Ask a Stoopid Question - Get a Stoopid Answer" Game
Front-Ranger:
Q: Why did Jack and Ennis drive pick up trucks?
A: Because they needed extra legroom for their showers.
Q: Why did Cassie choose The Devil's Right Hand for her inaugural dance with Ennis?
ifyoucantfixit:
Q Why did Cassie choose The Devils Right Hand for her Inaugural dance with
Ennis?
A Because she knew he had just washed his left hand, and he couldnt do any
thing with it.
Q Why did LD, walk bent sideways when he came back from switching the tv
off?
Front-Ranger:
Q: Why did LD, walk bent sideways when he came back from switching the tv off?
A: Because stud ducks always swim in circles around their little pond. (Actually he was turning the tv ON, it was Jack who was turning it OFF)
Q: When there is a lightning storm in Lightning Flat do you say it is lightning, or it is lightninging??
Penthesilea:
Q: When there is a lightning storm in Lightning Flat do you say it is lightning, or it is lightninging??
A: You don't say nuthn, ma'm. You wait until you have a flat in Lightning Flat and additionally there's a lightning storm. Then you utter three solemn Yee-Haws in honor of 1) Ennis&Jack, 2) Annie& Ang, 3) Heath&Jake.
Q: What does Fayette Newsome do with her hair at night?
CellarDweller:
--- Quote from: Penthesilea on July 24, 2008, 01:53:12 pm ---Q: What does Fayette Newsome do with her hair at night?
--- End quote ---
She lets out that tight ass bun, and lets them snakes writhe around a while.
How can it be that "If you don't got nuthin', you don't want nuthin'?"
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