Brokeback Mountain: Our Community's Common Bond > The Lighter Side
The "Ask a Stoopid Question - Get a Stoopid Answer" Game
Sason:
Q why did Ennis want round steak?
A cause the square ones are too expensive
Q why did Alma Jr need crayons?
CellarDweller:
--- Quote from: Sason on June 10, 2013, 04:03:05 pm ---Q why did Alma Jr need crayons?
--- End quote ---
Because Ennis couldn't afford finger paint.
Where was Jack's blue parka?
Sason:
Q Where was Jack's blue parka?
A Parked down the road at the parkaing meter.
Q Why didn't Jack like beans?
CellarDweller:
--- Quote from: Sason on June 11, 2013, 04:51:46 pm ---Q Why didn't Jack like beans?
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They made him sick! He was "sick of beans!"
Why did the cat piss in the tent?
Sason:
Q Why did the cat piss in the tent?
A Jack had forgotten to bring the litterbox.
Q What was the supper that was on the stove?
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