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The "Ask a Stoopid Question - Get a Stoopid Answer" Game

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CellarDweller:

--- Quote from: Sason on August 17, 2013, 03:42:27 pm ---Q  What was the supper that was on the stove?
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Shit on a shingle!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chipped_beef


Q:  Did Ennis sing at the church picnic?

Sason:
Q:  Did Ennis sing at the church picnic?

A   No, he just drummed with a stick on a brimstone.

Q   Why did Alma marry Monroe?

Katie77:
can I join in........



Q   Why did Alma marry Monroe?

A:  Cause he was so good at picking up coffee jars.

Q:  Why did Jack grow a moustach?

CellarDweller:

--- Quote from: Katie77 on August 18, 2013, 07:13:44 pm ---Q:  Why did Jack grow a moustach?
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A:  He needed a 'flavor saver'.  ;D

Q:  Why did Alma Jr. fall for a roughneck?

Sason:

--- Quote from: Katie77 on August 18, 2013, 07:13:44 pm ---can I join in........

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Of course you can. Welcome, Sue!


Q:  Why did Alma Jr. fall for a roughneck?

A   Coz there weren't any gay cowboys around to fall in love with.

Q   Why did Lureen dye her hair blonder and blonder?

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