Brokeback Mountain: Our Community's Common Bond > The Lighter Side
The "Ask a Stoopid Question - Get a Stoopid Answer" Game
CellarDweller:
--- Quote from: Sason on August 19, 2013, 05:06:45 pm ---Q Why did Lureen dye her hair blonder and blonder?
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A: She wanted to have the most fun possible.
Q: Why didn't Jenny talk more in the film?
Sason:
Q: Why didn't Jenny talk more in the film?
A She had bad breath and was afraid to open her mouth.
Q Why didn't Lureen breast feed Bobby?
CellarDweller:
--- Quote from: Sason on August 24, 2013, 04:19:34 pm ---Q Why didn't Lureen breast feed Bobby?
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A: Because that milk was gonna be there for more than the next two weeks!
Q: If Jack was as bad as Bobby at losing stuff, what did Bobby lose?
Penthesilea:
--- Quote from: CellarDweller on August 25, 2013, 06:12:47 pm ---Q: If Jack was as bad as Bobby at losing stuff, what did Bobby lose?
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A: His nerve-wracking voice in puberty, thank god.
Q: What did Jack lose, despite his blue parka?
CellarDweller:
--- Quote from: Penthesilea on August 26, 2013, 12:51:28 am ---Q: What did Jack lose, despite his blue parka?
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A: His mind, after dealing with Ennis, Lureen and Bobby all those years!
Q: Why did Ma Twist like cherry cake?
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