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The "Ask a Stoopid Question - Get a Stoopid Answer" Game

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CellarDweller:

--- Quote from: Sason on September 05, 2013, 05:05:04 pm ---Q    Why did Bobby want to watch football instead of eating turkey?
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A:  Because he was gonna be eating that food for the next two weeks.

Q:  If the shortest distance between two locations is a straight line, is the reason it took Jack & Ennis so long to get to each other the fact that they weren't straight?

Sason:

--- Quote from: CellarDweller on September 05, 2013, 05:28:36 pm ---
Q:  If the shortest distance between two locations is a straight line, is the reason it took Jack & Ennis so long to get to each other the fact that they weren't straight?

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 :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

suelyblu:

--- Quote from: CellarDweller on September 05, 2013, 05:28:36 pm ---
A:  Because he was gonna be eating that food for the next two weeks.

Q:  If the shortest distance between two locations is a straight line, is the reason it took Jack & Ennis so long to get to each other the fact that they weren't straight?

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huh ?  !

Sason:
Q:  If the shortest distance between two locations is a straight line, is the reason it took Jack & Ennis so long to get to each other the fact that they weren't straight?

A   No, the reason is they weren't cold and drunk enough earlier.

Q   When did LaShawn stop talking?

CellarDweller:

--- Quote from: Sason on September 06, 2013, 05:13:21 pm ---Q:  If the shortest distance between two locations is a straight line, is the reason it took Jack & Ennis so long to get to each other the fact that they weren't straight?

A   No, the reason is they weren't cold and drunk enough earlier.

Q   When did LaShawn stop talking?
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She hasn't!

Who was Aguirre talking to on the phnoe?

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