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The "Ask a Stoopid Question - Get a Stoopid Answer" Game
Sason:
--- Quote from: CellarDweller on May 04, 2016, 08:47:40 am ---Why don't husbands never want to dance with their wives?
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A: because their wives talk too much
Q: why didn't Alma want any more of Ennis' kids?
CellarDweller:
Q: why didn't Alma want any more of Ennis' kids?
A: because she wasn't a clown car.
Q: Why didn't Fayette talk more in the movie?
Sason:
(what's a clown car?)
--- Quote from: CellarDweller on May 31, 2016, 11:44:31 am ---Q: Why didn't Fayette talk more in the movie?
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A: Because she had very bad breath. They asked her to keep her mouth shut
Q: Why didn't Lureen breast feed?
CellarDweller:
--- Quote from: Sason on May 31, 2016, 02:13:14 pm ---(what's a clown car?)
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An old circus bit, a car pulls into the ring, and a large amount of clowns comes out of it.
[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dES_WYUFPZw[/youtube]
--- Quote from: Sason on May 31, 2016, 02:13:14 pm ---Q: Why didn't Lureen breast feed?
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Her breasts were as fake as her hair.
Why did Ennis like lonesome ranches?
Sason:
Ok, thx.
--- Quote from: CellarDweller on June 01, 2016, 12:55:13 pm ---
Why did Ennis like lonesome ranches?
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A: No one to interfere with his daydreams about Jack.
Q: Why did Jenny have asthma?
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