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The "Ask a Stoopid Question - Get a Stoopid Answer" Game
MtBecky:
Q: Why didn't Jack help Ennis put up the tent when they moved to a new camp?
A: Because he'd always heard that putting up a tent was a man's job!
(Forgive me Jack! I couldn't think of another stupid answer!!) ::)
Q: Why did Jack and Ennis smoke so much?
Pipedream:
Q: Why did Jack and Ennis smoke so much?
A: They tried to cover the stink of “sweat and whiskey, of old carpet and sour hay, saddle leather, shit and cheap soap”.
O: Why did Mr. Twist spit into his coffee cup?
???
MtBecky:
O: Why did Mr. Twist spit into his coffee cup?
A: Because, silly, spitting on the floor was rude... in front of company!
Q: Why didn't the bear run after Ennis?
Lumière:
Q: Why didn't the bear run after Ennis?
A: The bear's gaydar was receiving a wrong signal, why else would anyone miss the oppurtunity of running after a hot fella like Ennis?
Q: Why did Ennis hate soup?
Pipedream:
Q: Why did Ennis hate soup?
A: It probably reminded him too much of Heinz, his first high school crush.
Q: Why didn’t Jack want any of the hot water?
???
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