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The "Ask a Stoopid Question - Get a Stoopid Answer" Game

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CellarDweller:

--- Quote from: Sason on June 29, 2016, 01:45:03 pm ---Q: why does she want to become a nurse?
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she likes to give people enemas.


How come husbands don't dance with their wives?

Sason:

--- Quote from: CellarDweller on June 30, 2016, 09:16:16 am ---How come husbands don't dance with their wives?

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A: the husbands in question would rather dance with each other

Q: who's Aguirre talking to on the phone?

CellarDweller:

--- Quote from: Sason on June 30, 2016, 03:01:50 pm ---Q: who's Aguirre talking to on the phone?
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His Avon representative.  Man, he feels like a woman!


Why go  blonde?

Sason:

--- Quote from: CellarDweller on July 01, 2016, 10:17:43 am ---Why go  blonde?

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A: she was never interested in blue, orange or green

Q: why did Ennis decline the cherry cake?

CellarDweller:

--- Quote from: Sason on July 01, 2016, 01:42:41 pm ---Q: why did Ennis decline the cherry cake?
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He had already had Jack's cherry.

when they took the tent, where did the cats  piss?

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