Brokeback Mountain: Our Community's Common Bond > The Lighter Side
The "Ask a Stoopid Question - Get a Stoopid Answer" Game
vkm91941:
Q: Why didn’t Jack want any of the hot water?
A: because he had already needed to take a cold dip in the river earlier just thinking about Ennis and that hot water!
Q: Why didn't Monroe or the girls hear all that fuss in the kitchen between Alma and Ennis?
MtBecky:
Q: Why didn't Monroe or the girls hear all that fuss in the kitchen between Alma and Ennis?
A: They were engrossed in the oh so rivioting, edge of your seat, ice escapades on tv! ::)
Q: Did Randall and LaShawn have any children?
TJ:
Q: Did Randall and LaShawn have any children?
A: Naw, 'cause she was such a motor mouth that no matter how horny Randall could be her mouth would make him have ED in the bedroom.
Q: Speaking of Randall, why did he want Jack to know about that secluded place and invite him to go there?
Lumière:
Q: Speaking of Randall, why did he want Jack to know about that secluded place and invite him to go there?
A: Randall was running a top-secret marijuana operation with Roy Taylor at this 'secluded place', and he thought Jack would make an excellent business partner.
Q: LaShawn said she never thought she'd end up in a "pokey lil place like Childress". What was so "pokey" about it?
MtBecky:
Q: LaShawn said she never thought she'd end up in a "pokey lil place like Childress". What was so "pokey" about it?
A: Cactus, the good people of Childress used cactus for everything...cactus lampposts, parking meters, park benches and even incorporated it into their menus....Cactus soup, Cactus Salad, Cactus A la mode, Flaming Cactus and my personal favorite, Cactus Tar Tar! Hence the title, a "Pokey Lil' Place"!
Q: What was Jack's Horse's name? ???
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